I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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