Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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