that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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