After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
