i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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