imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
