Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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