quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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