smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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