She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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