jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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