I love watching others lives come down to our level.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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