just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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