i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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