I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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