the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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