he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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