I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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