Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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