We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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