That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize