did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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