either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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