So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
where am i from again
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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