I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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