Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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