You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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