I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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