That's when you crack a 10am beer
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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