im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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