Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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