That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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