Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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