So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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