Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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