My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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