you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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