Well douche your snatch and let's go!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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