have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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