I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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