We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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