Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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