i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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