When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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