I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
How are you getting in?
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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