I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.