Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?

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(314): View more from Missouri

I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.

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(951): View more from California

My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?

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(815): View more from Illinois

grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.

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(360): View more from Washington

Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.

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(616): View more from Michigan

which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!

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(812): View more from Indiana

My first love was gay too, it's okay.

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