I think i sorta joined a cult last night
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
