My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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