If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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