Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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