we have pet lesbian snakes
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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