I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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