So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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